Monday, June 29, 2009

"Grand Tour" Plans

"Will the 'Frankszonian Incident' be ready in time?" growled the Vile King to his Foreign Minister. "The Grand Tour will be arriving sooner than expected due to the Wittenberg fiasco."

"There's no way to know at this point, sire. We'll just have to wait and hope." replied the harried minister.

"Patience, my dear" cooed the Duchess . . . "if the timing isn't right in Frankszonia, you'll think of something equally clever for later."

"But I hate waiting," snarled Koenig Ludwig.

6 comments:

A J said...

Uh oh...

Capt Bill said...

I don't think Reich Duke Wilhelm really understands just how VILE the Stagonians are...

ColCampbell50 said...

He got a brief taste as he left Carpania some months ago. Luckily his Courland Cossack escort was able to buy enough time for him to ride away without harm.

Jim

Fitz-Badger said...

Methinks someone in Frankzonia might want to take a look at their fireworks...
Of course there's no telling how low the Vile Stagonians will stoop...

abdul666 said...

Too bad our volunteer vivandieres, in their eagerness to join the Foreign Legion, left the Royal Tourists caravan at Saxe-Bearstein: despite their cute apperance they can be quite efficient bodyguards.

Frankfurter said...

Jeff, Abdull, about those Vivandiers ...
They must have rejoined the party ...
I didn't see this post until too late, and they've got a major role to play in my next installment ...
:)
A